If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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