wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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