Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
