I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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