are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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