I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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