Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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