So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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