she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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