the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Randomize
