I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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