she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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