She went from zero to smokin in five shots
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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