We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
foreskin is a definite game changer
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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