the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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