There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
