3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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