Pappa wants mamma naked
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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