none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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