she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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