The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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