At least make sure they are 18
Why
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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