Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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