Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
