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Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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