She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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