I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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