My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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