Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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