no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So much rum. So many feels.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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