The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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