Where are you?
In a non slutty way
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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