No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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