It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
as a side note pls kill me
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