Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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