margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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