did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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