it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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