Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
