i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Randomize
