Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Pooping to opera.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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