How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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