Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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