The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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