I cockslap morals
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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