i'm signing you up for texting rehab
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He's on the porch naked. Help.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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