In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
