I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He did a backflip because drugs
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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