I'm drive I can fine osifer
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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