you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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