dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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