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(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.

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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?

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(914): View more from New York

Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?

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(845): View more from New York

I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.

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(315): View more from New York

I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.

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