hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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