Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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