This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
