All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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